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Halloween Jokes for Kids

Looking for family friendly Halloween jokes for kids? Our spooktacular collection of fun jokes are sure to entertain this holiday season. You can use our fun Halloween jokes for kids by adding a joke into your child’s lunchbox each day leading up to Halloween. Looking for even more Halloween jokes for kids? Be sure to check out skeleton jokes, pumpkin jokes and ghost jokes.

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2019 Halloween Jokes for Kids

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwitch.

Q: What will your mom be on Halloween?
A: A mummy.

Q: What position does the zombie play in soccer?
A: The ghoulie.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
A: Casket Ball.

Q: Where do Halloween monsters get their cookies?
A: From the Ghoul Scouts.

Q: What is the most important subject a witch must learn at school?
A: Spelling.

Q: What’s the fastest way to make witches start scratching?
A: You take away the “W”.

Q: What do Halloween monsters like to play at family picnics?
A: Hide and Shreik.

Q: How does the Haunted house stay cool in summer?
A: It turns on the scare-conditioner.

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Q: Why did all the Halloween monsters go to the dance?
A: To see the boogey man.

Q: What do witches like on bagels?
A: Scream cheese.

Q: What do birds say on Halloween night?
A: Twick or Tweet.

Q: Why does Superman wear such a tight costume?
A: It’s a size “S”

Q: What’s the best way to talk to a monster?
A: Over the phone – from far away.

Q: What do witches use for racing?
A: They use vroomsticks.

Q: Who did Frankenstein go to the dance with?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q; What is a zombie’s favorite flavor?
A: Lemon slime.

Q: Who does a ghost love more than anyone else in the world?
A: His mummy.

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More Halloween Jokes for Kids

Q: How do Halloween monsters get to the second floor in a Haunted house?
A: They take the scare-case.

Q: What do Halloween witches use to style their hair?
A: Scare Spray.

Q: What do baby Halloween monsters call their parents?
A: Mummy and Deady.

Q: What did the teacher say to the twin witches on the first day of class?
A: He asked “Which witch is which?”

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Q: Why did the ghost keep picking his nose?
A: He was looking for Boo-gers.

Q: What kind of soda does a vampire drink?
A: A Decoffinated Soda.

Q: What is the little ghost’s favorite story?
A: Little Boo Peep.

Q: Where do all the Halloween monsters go when they feel sick?
A: To the witch doctor.

Q: What do little Halloween monsters eat?
A: Alpha-bat Soup.

I hope you enjoyed our collection of Halloween jokes for kids, don’t forget to check out these Funny Halloween Jokes for more laughs.