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Zombie Jokes 2022

Zombies have become almost as beloved as vampires in popular culture. Here is a collection of funny zombie jokes to entertain you this Halloween. These zombie one liners and puns are fun for children and adults.


Zombie Jokes to Die For


Q: Onto what kind of street do zombies like to chase humans?
A: A Kill-de-sac.

Q: Why did the zombie keep falling asleep?
A: He was dead tired.

Q: What do you call a funny movie where zombies find true love?
A: A zom-com.

Q: What is a zombie’s favorite snack to eat?
A: Eye candy.

Q: What’s the only kind of bread that zombies will eat?
A: Whole brain bread.

Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea.

Q: What does a dyslexic zombie eat?
A: Brians.

Q: Why did the zombie get fired from his job as a chef?
A:  Because everything he cooked was rotten.

Q: Why did the police officer give the zombie a DUI?
A: Because the zombie couldn’t walk in a straight line.

Q: What do you call a zombie slumber party?
A: A mass grave.

More Zombie Jokes


Q: What do zombies do when they can’t fall asleep?
A: They count humans.

Q: Why don’t zombies like pirates?
A: They are too salty.

Q: How did the zombie get ready for dinner?
A: She got dressed up to kill.

Q: What do you call a zombies wearing pajamas?
A: The sleepwalking dead

Q: Did you hear about the zombie outbreak that happened in Vegas?
A: Don’t worry, it stayed in Vegas.

Q: What kind of sandwiches do zombies eat?
A: Finger Sandwiches.

Q: What kind of drink do zombies like the most?
A: Te-kill-ya.

Q: What brand of shampoo do zombies use?
A: Head and Shoulders.

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
A: Graaiins!

Q: Why do zombies like speaking Latin?
A: Because it’s a dead language.

Q: What’s it take to become a zombie?
A: Deadication!

Q: How do zombies come up with new ideas?
A: They brainstorm.

Q: Where do zombies like to live?
A: On dead-end streets

Q: Why don’t zombies ever get arrested?
A: Because they refuse to be taken alive!

Q: Why did the zombie get a job as an undertaker?
A: He needed to put food on the table.   


Did you enjoy the taste of these zombie jokes? Be sure to check out our many other joke pages. You can find one liners for everyone by visiting our pages with Halloween Jokes for Kids and Halloween Jokes for Adults.