Skeleton Jokes

No bones about it, this collection of skeleton jokes are great for Halloween. These skeleton jokes are good Halloween jokes for kids and adults. Keep reading and let them tickle your funny bone. 

 

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Skeleton Jokes

 

Q: Why do skeletons love to eat at restaurants?
A: They can get order spare ribs.

Q: What did the angry skeleton yell at the man?
A: “I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”

Q: Why was the skeleton laughing so hard?
A: Someone tickled his funny bone.

Q: How did the skeleton make fun of the vampire?
A: He told the vampire “You suck.” 

Q: Why won’t skeletons eat spicy foods?
A: They don’t have the stomach for it.

Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
A: Bone Jovi.

Q: What kind of art are Skeletons really good at?
A: They are great skullptors.

Q: What dishes do skeletons bring out on Halloween?
A: They use Bone China.

Q: Why did the skeleton run and climb up a tree?
A: Because a dog wanted one of his bones.

Q: What name do skeletons call each other when they make mistakes?
A: Bonehead.

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the Body Shop.

Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite song?
A: Bad to the Bone.

Q: What is a skeleton’s second favorite song?
A: Bone to be wild.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.

Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?
A: Milk, because it’s good for the bones.

 

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More Skeleton Jokes

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: To find a body to dance with.

Q: How do skeletons send each other letters?
A: They use Bony Express.

Q: What do all skeletons say around meal times?
A: Bone App’etit. 

Q: What is the skeleton’s favorite toy?
A: His deady bear.

Q: Why don’t skeletons ever get upset?
A: Nothing gets under their skin.

Q: What instrument does the skeleton play in the school band?
A: The Trombone.

Headless Skeleton FunnyQ: How does Dracula lock his coffin?
A: He uses a skeleton key.

Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: They use the telebone.

Q: Why was the skeleton lonely?
A: He had no body to love.

Q: What did the skeleton say to the lying ghost?
A: I can see right through you.

Q: Who is the best skeleton detective in the world?
A: Sherlock Bones.

Q: What happened after a pirate ship sank at sea?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew.

Q: Which character do skeletons like on Star Trek?
A: Bones McCoy.

Q: What American rock band do skeletons love?
A: The Grateful Dead.

Q: What is a good Valentine’s gift for a skeleton?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q: Why did the skeleton boy stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for exams.

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